Why Triathletes Are Well Prepared For A Zombie Apocalypse

I came across this blog and this was too hilarious not to repost. :-D via http://swimbikerunlive.com

http://swimbikerunlive.com/2011/05/why-triathletes-are-well-prepared-for-a-zombie-apocalypse/

this is my favorite part -

Taste

You know why most shark attack victims are just chewed and spit out instead of swallowed? Humans are not delicious. You know what is even less delicious? A super-lean shaved down human with -5% body fat. If you are traveling in a group, I guarantee you’ll be with someone far more delicious looking than yourself.